upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

academically:

when your day turns out unexpectedly well

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  • teacher: ur essay is full of mistakes lmao
  • me: lol who gives a fuck about an oxford comma
  • teacher: tru

exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes